Note: The Conversation in the brackets {} contain the words which the guy is speaking to himself!!!
She gives a missed call to him … and He calls her back…She: Hello!He: {are yaar...Raat ke 10 bajte nahin ki iski 2-2 second waali missed calls shuru…pata nahi aaj kya bore karegi}
Hi ...kya baat hai..?She: kuch nahi...bas aise hi phone kiya...He: {Aise hee ??? Yeh kya Radio Station hai ki aise hee ...!! Aur Call kahan kiya ?... khali missed call to diya hai, roz ki tarah...}
oh...ok ..kya kar rahi thi ??She: abhi abhi dinner khatam kiya...tum kya kar rahe the?He: {mai to lunch karke utha hoon na}
Mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam hua.. ab...."Ladki Kyon Najaane Kyon" sun raha hu FM par....
She: nice song… (And then she hums a line from the song "Hum Tum")He: {Yaaaaaaaaarrrrr …kyun bola gaane ka naam .. Ab ye Madonna saare raag gaa degi yaheen}
Hey!!!! Tum itni achchi gaati ho? mujhe pata hi nahi tha ..She: *giggles*He: {Ohhhho kya hansti hai .. aisa lag raha hai koi gaadi start kar raha hai}
Hey ek aur baar gaao na pls!She: Yehan sab so rahe hai... Agar main gaaongi to sab uth jaaenge…He: {Ekdum Correct...woh yehi samjhenge ki koi paagal, kisi baat par naraaz ho gayi hai ...}
Come on! Please!She: Hattt ...I don't sing that wellHe: {Yeh to saari duniya ko pata hai... paka kyun rahi hai}
It was really sweet. Please gaao na dear …She: Mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lagta hai jaan …He: {mujhe tujhse jyada ajeeb lagta hai, dekh phir bhi shaheed hone ko tayaar baitha hoon}
Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jaanu...gaao na
He: {mere ko doosra raasta nahi hai....is liye bola} Abhi tum gaaogi ya nahi ?
She: kyun pareshaan kar rahe ho?
He: Acchha ! Ok Nahi kartaShe: I don't have that great a voice ... ye to aise hee gaa diya tha ... warna mai nahin gaatiHe: {Fir aise hee ??? bada ehsaan karti agar nahin gaati … kaan mai se khoon nikalne waala hai... saala gadha bhi sharma jaaye
teri awaaz sunke…}
hmmmmShe: Theek hai... jab itni zid kar rahe ho... sirf ek stanza gaaungi theek hai??He: {Abbe teri !!! fas gayaaaaa ... shittttt … aur kya kya jhelna padega malum nahi…}
Great!!!!She: kaunsa gaana gaau ?
He: {Tum kuch bhi gaao... meri to aaj by default neend haraam hai…}
Hmmmm… 'Mahiya' from Awarapan?She: Nice song. But mujhe lyrics yaad nahi haiHe: {Thank God ... Text book chhodke tujhe aur kya pata hai bol ...}
Dhoom Machale?She: Nahi main wohi gaana gaaungi
He: {Aye tere nakhre ... mai to jaise mara jaa raha hoon teri awaaz sun ne ke liye Shakira … koi bhi gaana gaa....mere kaan to pakne waale hai}
Cool(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)She: Nahi jaan… I am feeling very shy!He: {Tu shuru kyun hoti hai … ek bar shuru hokar khatam kyun nahin karti jaldi jaldi... ab kya Eden Gardens book karun, tab gayegi}
Gaao na...pls gaao na....teri awaaz ki samundar me main doob jaana chahta hoonShe: dekho...ab tum mujhe naaraaz kar rahe ho …He: {Achchha ab tujhe manaane mai poore sheher ko phool leke bhejun kya}
No no... Tum shy feel kar rahi ho na... is liye... Trying to make u comfortable …She: Hmmm…He: {Ye makkhi ki tarah kya shuru ho gayi}
Please gaao na darling... She: Main kal gaaun?He: {Haaaaaannnn...jaaan bachi... nikal leta hoon...abhi mauka hai}
Theek hai jaisi tumhaari merziShe: HmmmHe: Good nightShe: Good night She: Sweet Dreams… Take care...He: Sweets dreams to u too... {kaahe ke sweet dreams .. sone degi tab na ayenge dreams …abhi 2 minute mein fir call karegi} After a while She calls Him (sorry...that never happens, she gives only a missed call)
She: Hey… so gaye the kya?He: {Nahiii...current ka aavishkaar kar raha tha...}
Nahi jaanShe: kya kar rahe ho?He: {Raat ko kya gili danda khelna hai...}
Match dekh raha tha
She: Theek hai tum match dekhoHe: {phone rakhegi to dekhunga na... ya tu running commentary sunayegi}
Hey it's ok... purana match haiShe: Did u feel bad I didn't sing?(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)He: {Bad eh? Crazy girl... this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn't sing}
Bad toh main nahi keh raha jaanu. But I want you to be comfortable first.... tumhi ne bola ki main kal gaaungi.....
So, me waiting… {maine to socha tha ki aaj bach gaya... dhatttt tereki L}She sings 1 stanza from the song'Jiski aankhon me meri hi nami.....'He: Wow. Too good!She: jhoot....mujhe maloom hai ki meri awaaz itni achchi nahi haiHe: {Saamne aa jaa, fir bataata hoon... pagal kar diya... chalo shukr hai self realization hai ... J}
Nahi darling you really sing wellShe: nahi..mujhe maloom hai tum bas aise hi keh rahe hoHe: {Very good.. aakhir tumne pata laga hi liya.....kyun bhagwaan kyun !! mere saath ye julm kyun}
Cheee! Cheee! teri voice agar itni buri hoti to main kya ab tak na sun raha hotaShe: Hmmmm...theek hai.. good night.. ab tum bhi so jaao…He: {Achcha mil gayi permission ... waise tera gaana sunne ke baad neend kahan aayegi ab ...}
Good night!She: Take careHe: You tooShe: Hey....He: {Arrre yaar.. aaj ye nahi chhodegi} kya hai sweety?She: sach bataao honey..meri voice achchi hai ya nahi...
He: {Tu apni voice record karke sun kyon nahi leti ek baar !! dimaag ka dahi kar rakha hai .. lassi banaake peeja mere dimaag ki} sachchi... Of course.She: sirf jhootHe: {Iski toh... !! jab pata hai to mujhse kya singing sensation ka award legi !! phata dhol…}
Not at all. You sing very well…
She: Hmmm.... tum keh rahe ho to theek hi hoga. Good night.
He: Good Night!!
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