PROUD TO BE INDIAN....

AT LAST all our dreams came true...Indian film is roaring to make its mark in the OSCARS from allmost decades now and atlast chappad phad ke we won 9 awards... 8 for 'Slumdog Millionaire' and 1 for "Smile Pinky" CONGRATULATIONS TO THE TEAM OF "'Slumdog Millionaire'" and "Smile Pinky" and a special mention to our own A R REHMAN...We love you and you made us proud in front of WORLD CINEMA...Great work..

I would seriosly felt more happy if we would have got it for a film like LAGAAN or A WEDNESDAY because they are produced by us, directed by us we Indians...but not the least this is just a starting...Indian Cinema has a long way to go and many more bright movies are expected which really make some history in FUTURE...

JAI HO INDIA...

The list goes as below.

Best Picture: 'Slumdog Millionaire'
Best Actor: Sean Penn ("Milk")
Best Actress: Kate Winslet ("The Reader")

Best Director: Danny Boyle ('Slumdog Millionaire')

Best Original Score: A.R. Rahman ('Slumdog Millionaire')

Best Original Song: "Jai Ho" ('Slumdog Millionaire') Music by A.R.Rahman, Lyric by Gulzar

Best Adapted Screenplay: Simon Beaufoy ('Slumdog Millionaire')

Best Cinematography: Anthony Dod Mantle ('Slumdog Millionaire')

Best Sound Mixing: Resul Pookutty, Ian Tapp, Richard Pryke ('Slumdog Millionaire')
Best Film Editing: Chris Dickens ('Slumdog Millionaire')

Best Sound Editing: Richard King ('The Dark Knight')

Best Original Screenplay: Dustin Lance Black ('Milk')

Best Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger ("The Dark Knight")

Best Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz ("Vicky Christina Barcelona")

Best Animated Feature: 'Wall-E'
Best Art Direction: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Best Costume Design: Michael O'Connor ('The Duchess')

Best Makeup: Greg Cannom ('The Curious Case of Benjamin Button')

Best Visual Effects: Eric Barba, Steve Preeg, Burt Dalton and Craig Barron ('The Curious Case of Benjamin Button')

Best Foreign Language Film: 'Departures' (Japan)
Best Short Film (Live Action): Spielzeugland (Toyland)

Best Short Film (Animated): La Maison En Petits Cubes

Best Documentary Feature: Man on Wire

Best Documentary Short Subject: Smile Pinki

Killing English......

Again a little old whic make you a smile a mile
Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "
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Class teacher once said :
" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
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once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."
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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said
" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
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teacher in a furious mood...
write down ur name and father of ur name!!
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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
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My manager started like this
"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"
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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..
"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..
"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

FUNNY SMS

MAY BE A LITTLE OLD BUT STILL THEY ENTITLE A LAUGH
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1) What is the similarity between Bill gates and me? Dont know? So simple, He never comes to my house and I never go to his house ...EGO PRoblem
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2) We sms Each Other B'coz U Think Im Nice i Think Ur Nice U Think Im Cool i Think Ur Cool U Think Im Sweet i Think Ur Sweet U Think Im Smart i Think Ur RigHT ****************************************

3) Who Said English is Easy
Fill this blank with Yes or No?
1. __ I don't have a BRAIN. 2. __I dont have SENSE.3. __I am STUPID.
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4) I can't live without u.Without u I can't even imagine 2 exist.U r in my breath,I can't live without u even for a second.HOLD ON...HOLD ON... Itna khush hone ki jarurat nahin hai,I am talking about OXYGEN.

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5) I was writing 3 Good Lines about u & i wrote:1. )_______2. )_______ 3. )_______nalayak kuchh to accha kiya hota life mein, tabhi likhta.

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6) I want to Share 'EVRYTHING' with U. Your JOYS ur SADNESS, ur HAPPY MOMENTS. Every Single SECOND OF THE DAY. Let's START with Your "BANK A/C ****************************************

7) When cloud breaks rain falls, When coconut breaks water falls, When luv breaks tears fall, But.. When ur HEAD breaks.. Aailaa !!! Khali hai!****************************************8) U r sweet U r caring U r artist U r kind U r intelligent U r atractive U r smart thoda aur IMPROVE karo Tabhi mere jaise banoge.

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9) Aaj ye baat samjh aai,is dharti par Apki hukumat samjh aai,apko dharti par bhejna khuda ka bahana tha,kyunki ravan k bad kisi ko to aana tha..

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10) A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife..

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11) PanditJi ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki aapke mobile pe KANJOOSI ki mahadsha mandra rahi hai.Turant 21 Sms ka yagna karvao ****************************************

12) Shukriya karo oos khuda ka k usne hume banaya hai... kyonki ek pyaara, achchha, smart,cute & Handsom sa dost humne na sahi tumne to paya hai ****************************************

13) Ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diyb, kisiko ashiq to kisiko deewana bana diya, 2 phool ka boj na utha sakti thi mumtaj , shahjahan ne pura taj mahal mumtaj par bana diya.

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14) There once lived 4friend,Mad,Brain,Sumbody,Nobody.1day,Sumbody killed Nobody.That time Brain was in toilet Mad call the police.Mad:Is it police station? Police:Yes,what is the matter?Mad:Sumbody killed NobodyPolice:R u mad?Mad:Yes,Iam MadPolice:Dont u have brain?Mad:Brain is in the toilet.

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15) Main aapko dekhna chahta hoon,aapse milna chahta hoon,par yeh log bahut zalim hain kehte hain"ZOO"bandh ho gaya kal aana...

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16) Sweet persons talk from HUTCH.Lovers talk from AIRTEL . Beggers talk from BSNL. Beuties talk from SPICE. But BRILLIANTS never talk. They send SMS

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17) Asmaan per jitne sitare hain ! Ankhon main jitne ishare hain 'Samander ke jitne kinare hain " UTNE SCREW DHEELE TUMHARE HAIN " ha ha ha

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18) Wife:kal raat tum neend me mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.Wife:kaisi galat fehmi?Husband:Yehi ki main soya hua tha.

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19) SardarDirector:U Should jump 2 d swimingpool frm 100 ft Height. Act: i don't know swiming. SardarDirector: dn't wory, their is no water.

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20) Hi jaan_Kya haal hai jaan_Kaha ho jaan_Kab miloge jaan_Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_Zyada khush na ho.Har blank _ mein "war" word add kar lena.

20 Sayings we'd like to see on those Office Inspirational Posters

1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings...they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
5. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.
7. Plagiarism saves time.
8. If at first you don't succeed, try management.
9. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
10. TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself.
11. The beatings will continue until morale improves.
12. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
13. We waste time, so you don't have to.
14. Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
15. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
16. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
17. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
18. INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
19. Succeed in spite of management.
20. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment

7 reasons not to mess with children.

7 reasons not to mess with children.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." *******************************************
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,"Cause your feet ain't empty." *******************************************

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

photography at its best

This is a photo from the 2009 Inauguration, In which you can see IN FOCUS the face of each individual in the crowd !!!
You can scan and zoom (working the left/right/up/ down and zoom engine on the left) to any section of the crowd. . . wait a few seconds. . . and the focus adjusts.
The picture was taken with a robotic camera at 1,474 megapixel. (295 times the standard 5 megapixel camera). Click the below link for the picture http://gigapan.org/viewGigapanFullscreen.php?

Have a great week end

Great blogs down stairs...down stairs ante kinda intlo kaadu...kindaki scroll cheyyandi :)

Thats all for today...visit my blog again tommorow for few more new posts

Cricket premiyo ke liyye

Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 76 years old, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking aboutcricket,like they do every day.
Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think there's cricket inheaven?"
Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let'smake a
deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's cricket in
heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."
They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Sachin passeson.
One day soon afterward, Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons by
himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sourav...Sourav!"
Ganguly responds, "Sachin! Is that you?"
"Yes it is, Sourav," whispers Sachin's ghost.
Ganguly, still amazed, asks, "So, is there cricket in heaven?" "Well,"says
Sachin, "I've got good news and bad news." "Gimme the good news first,"says Ganguly.
Sachin says, "Well... there is cricket in heaven."
Ganguly says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruinthat?"
Sachin sighs and whispers, "You are going to open the innings thisFriday."

A Simple Friend And A Real Friend

A Simple Friend And A Real Friend
A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed. A real friend asks you why it took you so long to call.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens the refrigerator and helps himself.
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had fight.
A simple friend will say later. A real friend will make the time for you now.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you!

tit for tat

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note: Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Ricky

hhhhmmmm...

SIR: BACHCHO KASAM KHAO KABHI SHRAB, CIGRET NAHI PIOGE, NON VEG NAHI KHAOGE.

BACHCHE: NAHI KHAENGE SIR.

SIR: KABHI LADKIYON KO LINE NAHI MAROGE

BACHCHE: THEEK HAI SIR.

SIR: JUA NAHI KHELOGE.BACHCHE: OK SIR.

SIR: DESH KE LIYE JAAN BHI DE DOGE.

BACHCHE: DE DENGE SIR, AISI JAAN KA AUR KARENGE BHI KYA

still vacant...

Please apply before 14th Feb.
Applications are invited for the following post.
The package and incentives are mentioned below.
Designation : junior girl friend ( trainee )
Experience : None
Perks and incentives.
Total gross ( Monthly ) : 3 gifts worth 300/-
30 bike rides each duration 2 hours
20 trips to neckalce Road
5 Trips of amusement park 10 Kulfis / Chokobars at a regular gap of 3 days
Daily Provision of Mircha Bonda / Aloo Bonda / Pakoda worth of 5 /- 4 movies ( Hindi Family movie only ) per month on every weekend
Visits to Hyd central and Shopper's Stop every Weekend Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to Demand
Net Deductions ( Monthly ) : Provident Fund and Service taxes to be informed on joining
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with promotion to Regular Girlfriend) will be given based on the requirement.(management has all rights to disqualify the candidate at any point of time)
Pls note

THIS IS WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUT

It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 AM, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb.He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him.I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound.On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound.While taking care of his wound, we began to engage in conversation. I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry.The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife.I then inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease. As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late.He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now.I was surprised, and asked him, "And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are?" He smiled as he patted my hand and said, She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is."I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arm, and thought, "That is the kind of love I want in my life." True love is neither physical, nor romantic.True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be.With all the jokes and fun that are in e-mails, sometimes there are some that come along that have an important message, and this is one of those kind.Just had to share it with you all.

Axe and wood cutter

If a female is reading this article then just realizethe value of a man; and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it!

I hope you all know the axe and wood cutter story...NOW COMES THE BEST PART !!!!!!!!!!

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into th e river.When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and askedhim, "Why are you crying?""Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"The Lord went down into the water and came up withJennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked."Yes," cried the woodcutter.The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. Itis a misunderstanding.You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, Youwould have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones.Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife.Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care ofall three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it isfor a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!"
THIS IS WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUT

FIRE Engine RED

Ques: Why is FIRE Engine RED in color?
Ans : FIRE Engine has LADDER. LADDER has STEPS. STEPS are to be climed on FOOT. FOOT is measured by a RULER. RULER can be a KING or QUEEN. ELIZABETH is the QUEEN of ENGLAND. ELIZABETH is also the name of a SHIP. SHIP sails on WATER. WATER has FISHES. FISHES have FINS. The people of FINLAND are called FINS. The national FLAG of FINLAND is RED. So FIRE Engine is RED in color. "This is ENGINEERING STUDENT'S pattern of writing exam".

Doubt in Mahabharat

In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching theMahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the 'krishnajanma'part of it.Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him bypoisoning... Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountainpeak. Third one is born..."Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n confused) Masterji: "Ramu bete,whole india does not have doubt in mahabharata then how come u have one?" Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT 'VASUDEV' AND' DEVAKI ' IN THE SAME JAIL ???Masterji fainted.........................

ultimate one...

On the day of Rakhi,one girl goes to college with raakhi.As usual the presenty in college is almost none on that day.She finds a smart boy sitting on a college katta(common place for meeting boy's&Girls in college premises).
The girl says 'Give me your wrist i will tie Rakhi on it as it is Raksha Bandhan today'
The Boy refuses to do that
The girl asks why r u not ready to tie a rakhi?
The Boy replies "If tomorrow i broought a MANGALSUTRA will you allow me to tie it around your Neck?"

the girl faints

DRIVING

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You are cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

SHANKAR DADA MBBS

 Education coming Mind going
 Sitting, eating mountains melting
 Marriage coming Vomiting Coming No Waiting
 Aunty property son-in-law donating
 Rameswaram going Saneswaram not leaving
 Smiling lady crying gent don't believe
 Hands' burning leaves catching
 Ramayan hearing rama sita a relation what
 Jogi Jogi rubbing ash falling
 Crow baby crow kiss
 Gents salary ladies age don't ask
 100 lies tell do one marriage
 For jaundice man all looks green
 Village marriage dogs hurry
 No wife, No stomach son's name Somalingam
 Having gone keeping also gone

THOUGHTS FOR MEN

# Thought 1 #

When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers.

When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.

When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be
liberated from?

# Thought 2 #

The average man's life consists of :

Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,

Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;

and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

# Thought 3 #

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If
You take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was
astonished.

He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.

Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die."

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around
The corner, barely missing him.

The man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got
married?"


# Thought 4 #

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her
father escorted her down the aisle to give away to groom.

They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her
Father and placed some thing in his hand.

Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by
bride.

The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him
To divulge the secret and say something.

So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my
life." Then he raises his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued,
"My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me!!"

The whole audience including priest started laughing but not the poor groom.

Loving Couple

A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man.
"We visited the Grand Canyonand took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by horse.

We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled. My wife quietly said, 'That's once'."

"We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

"I started an angry protest over her treatment to the horse, while I was shouting; she looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once'.

...............and we lived happily ever after."

This is what life is

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he
got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983.
From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which
conveyed:
"Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease"?
To this Arthur Ashe replied: The world over -- 5 crore children start
playing tennis, 50 lakh learn to play tennis, 5 lakh learn professional
tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach the grand slam, 50 reach
Wimbledon, 4 to semi final, 2 to the finals, When I was holding a cup I
never asked GOD "Why me?" And today in pain I should not be asking GOD
"Why me?"
"Happiness keeps u Sweet, Trials keep u Strong, Sorrow keeps u Human,
Failure Keeps u Humble, Success keeps u Glowing, But only God Keeps u
Going.....
Keep Going....

testing is important..?

Why testing is important..?Check this out...
Just type airtel in the internet explorer and press ctrl+enter!!!!

Testing heroes

Prabhas
'Smile Smile Smile Ee Prapancham entho peddadi, Andhulo ee software entho chinnadhi, Andhulo ee bug chala chala chinnadhi, so don't bother about it, Smile Smile Smile'.
Mahesh Babu
'Bug ni chudalanukovacchu - Tappu ledu Rectify Cheyyalanukovaddu - Chacchi Pothav'
Nenu entha chetta tester no naake teliyadu!!
Chiru
'Idhigidhigo bossu .... Maree antha speed aiypomaaku story maaripoddhi...
As Tagore Mana program lo mottam 2500 lines vunnayi Andulo 1250 bugs vunnayi Andulo 750 Runtime bugs ithey migilinavi, 500 bugs compile time bugs.
Mana programlo ekkada choosinaa .BUG!..BUG!..BUG!...ila prathi line lo inni BUGS vunte program ela execute cheyyali Sir!!..inni bugs choosi visugu chendaanu,elagainaaa BUGS rectify cheyyalanukunnanu.....anduke ABF(Anti Bugs Force) ane software tayyaru chesaanu...!..BUGS nu rectify chesaanu!....Nenu chesindhi tappani anipisthe naaku appraisals ivvakkarledu, hikes ivvakkarledu...assalu SALARY ne ivvaddu SIR!!!
PM: Andaru TESTERlu company lo pudataaru..kaani Nuvvu janam lo nunchi puttina TESTER vayya..!!
Balaiah
Nee bugs lo dammenta, nee Code lo pavarenta... Nenu talachukunte kantichooputo bugs ni Srushtistaa
Nee program open chesaa...Andulo BUG petta..!
Nuvvu nijam gaa TESTER aithe ,Niyyabba nuvvu chadivindhi testing concepts ee aithe....BUG kanukkora chooddam! !!
NTR
EE baggulu mottamodata create chesindhi maa taata.....program lo pettindhi maa taata...vaatitho nuvvendhiraa nannu peekedhi!!
Nag 'Oye yetthi kottanante yetlo padadame kadu Surru summaipodhi, Bug Big ayipodhi!!.
Venkatesh
'Ayyo Ayyo Ayyayyo Any Language Any Compiler Any no of Bugs Single Hand -> Ganesh'
Legebrity-Mohan Babu:
The relationship between tester and BUG is like a fish and water ,but not fish and fisherman..!!.....eppudo chinnappudu chaduvukunna chaduvu grammer tappulu vunte manninchu....assalu arthame tappanukunte kshaminchu!!
Pity Star (UdayKiran)
'Chi Chi mee peddolunnarey, Coffee aani, Tea aani, Meetings aani, Savalaksha Karanalu cheppi ma time waste chestaru. Repu udayam padakondu gantalaki ee bug ni solve chesi ma youth power ento chupista'
Now suddenly PowerStar will enter and say :-
'Matter chusthe chinna area, dheentlo pedda chikkulu, Andukey chepthunnanu my dear friend's TESTING -GISTING ane tokkalo panulu pettukuvaddu!!
*Aparichithudu*
*Oka line lo 5 bugs vunte thappa - kadu* *5 lines lo 5 bugs vunte thappa - china thappu * *5 programs lo 5 lines lo 5 bugs Vunte thappu kada - pedda thappe.*

drunker

A man walks into a bar in London and orders 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time." The man replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada and I'm here in London. When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. The man became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn. One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss. " The man looked confused for a moment, then he laughs .... "Oh, no," he, said, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive" . " The only thing is ............... I just quit drinking!!!

biharinglish

A bihari school master writes.....School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing . . .Deer sur,If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following reajon, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. I tolded I has head ache problem due to migration. Still the clerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun. I putted a complain on station masterji. He said I to! go to the lady clerk.At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun. Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my sun.Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life. I hope u will look into explain my hole story after, and late me joint first. I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter for your responsement.May God blast you!"Yours awfully,RAMKHILAWAN YADAV