EMOTIONAL QUOTES

A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company.. Drive Slowly, Don’t kill our Employee.........

Leave them to us

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An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:
" If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has fallen off"

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Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..

Love is always present..

Its just that,

One loves too much,

and

The other loves too many,

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Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!

BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!

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Philosophy of life

At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,

Later on somehow the alphabets get reversed..!

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What is Fear?

Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams..!


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After reading the form filled by an applicant..

The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!

Applicant: What is it?

Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"

A sad love story

A sad love story of an Engineering student..........

A guy was deeply in love with his classmate. One day he proposed her by saying that he loved her a lot.... But she was angry and refused and threatened him that she'd complain to the Principal if he ever bothers her again.

One day the girl borrowed a text book from that boy and wrote a message "I love you too, I'm sorry to hurt you the other day. if u've forgiven me, please come and talk to me and never leave me." in that book.

But the guy never talked to her.

4 yrs went away and nothing has happened..

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Moral of the story:

Engineering boys never open their books!!!!!!!!!!!!!!