A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company.. Drive Slowly, Don’t kill our Employee.........
Leave them to us
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An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:
" If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has fallen off"
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Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present..
Its just that,
One loves too much,
and
The other loves too many,
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Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!
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Philosophy of life
At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets get reversed..!
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What is Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams..!
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After reading the form filled by an applicant..
The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"
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