Hola! Now I didn’t forget English nor am I frustration…I was trying to say hi in Spanish…poor joke!!! Okay… Hey!!! Hi to all my Franklin dears…
Finally I could get online after 3 busy “job less” days. Ohhh!!!God! being with out Job is so hectic, you cant even relax you know…I even would have been more free at work. Coming to my last day:
That’s all!!! That’s over and that’s all it is… my career ended in FT as its beginning….I never wanted to stay for this long but I stayed and off late I never wanted to leave but I left!!! Everything is a surprise package for me…
Thank you all for your last day messages and good luck wishes… It was nice that most of you turned up and made my toughest day a little "less" Sad. For those who could not, I thank for your messages…
I had got many people calling me that day and after wards just like that…seeing these calls I felt like I am still with you…thank you for your love…
Here are few moments that I could capture last Friday... let me know how they look...
Thursday, March 05, 2009
What a beautiful journey was it?
Monday, February 23, 2009
PROUD TO BE INDIAN....
AT LAST all our dreams came true...Indian film is roaring to make its mark in the OSCARS from allmost decades now and atlast chappad phad ke we won 9 awards... 8 for 'Slumdog Millionaire' and 1 for "Smile Pinky" CONGRATULATIONS TO THE TEAM OF "'Slumdog Millionaire'" and "Smile Pinky" and a special mention to our own A R REHMAN...We love you and you made us proud in front of WORLD CINEMA...Great work..Best Actor: Sean Penn ("Milk")
Best Actress: Kate Winslet ("The Reader")
Best Film Editing: Chris Dickens ('Slumdog Millionaire')
Best Art Direction: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Best Short Film (Live Action): Spielzeugland (Toyland)
Killing English......
Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "
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Class teacher once said :
" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
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once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."
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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said
" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
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teacher in a furious mood...
write down ur name and father of ur name!!
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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
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My manager started like this
"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"
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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..
"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..
"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
FUNNY SMS
MAY BE A LITTLE OLD BUT STILL THEY ENTITLE A LAUGH
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1) What is the similarity between Bill gates and me? Dont know? So simple, He never comes to my house and I never go to his house ...EGO PRoblem
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2) We sms Each Other B'coz U Think Im Nice i Think Ur Nice U Think Im Cool i Think Ur Cool U Think Im Sweet i Think Ur Sweet U Think Im Smart i Think Ur RigHT ****************************************
3) Who Said English is Easy
Fill this blank with Yes or No?
1. __ I don't have a BRAIN. 2. __I dont have SENSE.3. __I am STUPID.
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4) I can't live without u.Without u I can't even imagine 2 exist.U r in my breath,I can't live without u even for a second.HOLD ON...HOLD ON... Itna khush hone ki jarurat nahin hai,I am talking about OXYGEN.
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5) I was writing 3 Good Lines about u & i wrote:1. )_______2. )_______ 3. )_______nalayak kuchh to accha kiya hota life mein, tabhi likhta.
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6) I want to Share 'EVRYTHING' with U. Your JOYS ur SADNESS, ur HAPPY MOMENTS. Every Single SECOND OF THE DAY. Let's START with Your "BANK A/C ****************************************
7) When cloud breaks rain falls, When coconut breaks water falls, When luv breaks tears fall, But.. When ur HEAD breaks.. Aailaa !!! Khali hai!****************************************8) U r sweet U r caring U r artist U r kind U r intelligent U r atractive U r smart thoda aur IMPROVE karo Tabhi mere jaise banoge.
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9) Aaj ye baat samjh aai,is dharti par Apki hukumat samjh aai,apko dharti par bhejna khuda ka bahana tha,kyunki ravan k bad kisi ko to aana tha..
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10) A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife..
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11) PanditJi ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki aapke mobile pe KANJOOSI ki mahadsha mandra rahi hai.Turant 21 Sms ka yagna karvao ****************************************
12) Shukriya karo oos khuda ka k usne hume banaya hai... kyonki ek pyaara, achchha, smart,cute & Handsom sa dost humne na sahi tumne to paya hai ****************************************
13) Ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diyb, kisiko ashiq to kisiko deewana bana diya, 2 phool ka boj na utha sakti thi mumtaj , shahjahan ne pura taj mahal mumtaj par bana diya.
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14) There once lived 4friend,Mad,Brain,Sumbody,Nobody.1day,Sumbody killed Nobody.That time Brain was in toilet Mad call the police.Mad:Is it police station? Police:Yes,what is the matter?Mad:Sumbody killed NobodyPolice:R u mad?Mad:Yes,Iam MadPolice:Dont u have brain?Mad:Brain is in the toilet.
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15) Main aapko dekhna chahta hoon,aapse milna chahta hoon,par yeh log bahut zalim hain kehte hain"ZOO"bandh ho gaya kal aana...
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16) Sweet persons talk from HUTCH.Lovers talk from AIRTEL . Beggers talk from BSNL. Beuties talk from SPICE. But BRILLIANTS never talk. They send SMS
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17) Asmaan per jitne sitare hain ! Ankhon main jitne ishare hain 'Samander ke jitne kinare hain " UTNE SCREW DHEELE TUMHARE HAIN " ha ha ha
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18) Wife:kal raat tum neend me mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.Wife:kaisi galat fehmi?Husband:Yehi ki main soya hua tha.
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19) SardarDirector:U Should jump 2 d swimingpool frm 100 ft Height. Act: i don't know swiming. SardarDirector: dn't wory, their is no water.
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20) Hi jaan_Kya haal hai jaan_Kaha ho jaan_Kab miloge jaan_Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_Zyada khush na ho.Har blank _ mein "war" word add kar lena.
20 Sayings we'd like to see on those Office Inspirational Posters
2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
5. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.
7. Plagiarism saves time.
8. If at first you don't succeed, try management.
9. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
10. TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself.
11. The beatings will continue until morale improves.
12. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
13. We waste time, so you don't have to.
14. Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
15. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
16. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
17. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
18. INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
19. Succeed in spite of management.
20. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment
7 reasons not to mess with children.
7 reasons not to mess with children.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
photography at its best
You can scan and zoom (working the left/right/up/ down and zoom engine on the left) to any section of the crowd. . . wait a few seconds. . . and the focus adjusts.
The picture was taken with a robotic camera at 1,474 megapixel. (295 times the standard 5 megapixel camera). Click the below link for the picture http://gigapan.org/viewGigapanFullscreen.php?
Friday, February 06, 2009
Have a great week end
Cricket premiyo ke liyye
Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think there's cricket inheaven?"
Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let'smake a
deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's cricket in
heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."
They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Sachin passeson.
One day soon afterward, Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons by
himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sourav...Sourav!"
Ganguly responds, "Sachin! Is that you?"
"Yes it is, Sourav," whispers Sachin's ghost.
Ganguly, still amazed, asks, "So, is there cricket in heaven?" "Well,"says
Sachin, "I've got good news and bad news." "Gimme the good news first,"says Ganguly.
Sachin says, "Well... there is cricket in heaven."
Ganguly says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruinthat?"
Sachin sighs and whispers, "You are going to open the innings thisFriday."
A Simple Friend And A Real Friend
A Simple Friend And A Real Friend
A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed. A real friend asks you why it took you so long to call.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens the refrigerator and helps himself.
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had fight.
A simple friend will say later. A real friend will make the time for you now.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you!
tit for tat
A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note: Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Ricky
hhhhmmmm...
SIR: BACHCHO KASAM KHAO KABHI SHRAB, CIGRET NAHI PIOGE, NON VEG NAHI KHAOGE.
BACHCHE: NAHI KHAENGE SIR.
SIR: KABHI LADKIYON KO LINE NAHI MAROGE
BACHCHE: THEEK HAI SIR.
SIR: JUA NAHI KHELOGE.BACHCHE: OK SIR.
SIR: DESH KE LIYE JAAN BHI DE DOGE.
BACHCHE: DE DENGE SIR, AISI JAAN KA AUR KARENGE BHI KYA
still vacant...
Applications are invited for the following post.
The package and incentives are mentioned below.
Designation : junior girl friend ( trainee )
Experience : None
Perks and incentives.
Total gross ( Monthly ) : 3 gifts worth 300/-
30 bike rides each duration 2 hours
20 trips to neckalce Road
5 Trips of amusement park 10 Kulfis / Chokobars at a regular gap of 3 days
Daily Provision of Mircha Bonda / Aloo Bonda / Pakoda worth of 5 /- 4 movies ( Hindi Family movie only ) per month on every weekend
Visits to Hyd central and Shopper's Stop every Weekend Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to Demand
Net Deductions ( Monthly ) : Provident Fund and Service taxes to be informed on joining
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with promotion to Regular Girlfriend) will be given based on the requirement.(management has all rights to disqualify the candidate at any point of time)
Pls note
THIS IS WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUT
Axe and wood cutter
If a female is reading this article then just realizethe value of a man; and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it!
I hope you all know the axe and wood cutter story...NOW COMES THE BEST PART !!!!!!!!!!
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into th e river.When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and askedhim, "Why are you crying?""Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"The Lord went down into the water and came up withJennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked."Yes," cried the woodcutter.The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. Itis a misunderstanding.You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, Youwould have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones.Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife.Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care ofall three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it isfor a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!"
THIS IS WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUT
FIRE Engine RED
Ans : FIRE Engine has LADDER. LADDER has STEPS. STEPS are to be climed on FOOT. FOOT is measured by a RULER. RULER can be a KING or QUEEN. ELIZABETH is the QUEEN of ENGLAND. ELIZABETH is also the name of a SHIP. SHIP sails on WATER. WATER has FISHES. FISHES have FINS. The people of FINLAND are called FINS. The national FLAG of FINLAND is RED. So FIRE Engine is RED in color. "This is ENGINEERING STUDENT'S pattern of writing exam".
Doubt in Mahabharat
Thursday, February 05, 2009
ultimate one...
The girl says 'Give me your wrist i will tie Rakhi on it as it is Raksha Bandhan today'
The Boy refuses to do that
The girl asks why r u not ready to tie a rakhi?
The Boy replies "If tomorrow i broought a MANGALSUTRA will you allow me to tie it around your Neck?"
the girl faints
DRIVING
SHANKAR DADA MBBS
Sitting, eating mountains melting
Marriage coming Vomiting Coming No Waiting
Aunty property son-in-law donating
Rameswaram going Saneswaram not leaving
Smiling lady crying gent don't believe
Hands' burning leaves catching
Ramayan hearing rama sita a relation what
Jogi Jogi rubbing ash falling
Crow baby crow kiss
Gents salary ladies age don't ask
100 lies tell do one marriage
For jaundice man all looks green
Village marriage dogs hurry
No wife, No stomach son's name Somalingam
Having gone keeping also gone