FUNNY SMS

MAY BE A LITTLE OLD BUT STILL THEY ENTITLE A LAUGH
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1) What is the similarity between Bill gates and me? Dont know? So simple, He never comes to my house and I never go to his house ...EGO PRoblem
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2) We sms Each Other B'coz U Think Im Nice i Think Ur Nice U Think Im Cool i Think Ur Cool U Think Im Sweet i Think Ur Sweet U Think Im Smart i Think Ur RigHT ****************************************

3) Who Said English is Easy
Fill this blank with Yes or No?
1. __ I don't have a BRAIN. 2. __I dont have SENSE.3. __I am STUPID.
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4) I can't live without u.Without u I can't even imagine 2 exist.U r in my breath,I can't live without u even for a second.HOLD ON...HOLD ON... Itna khush hone ki jarurat nahin hai,I am talking about OXYGEN.

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5) I was writing 3 Good Lines about u & i wrote:1. )_______2. )_______ 3. )_______nalayak kuchh to accha kiya hota life mein, tabhi likhta.

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6) I want to Share 'EVRYTHING' with U. Your JOYS ur SADNESS, ur HAPPY MOMENTS. Every Single SECOND OF THE DAY. Let's START with Your "BANK A/C ****************************************

7) When cloud breaks rain falls, When coconut breaks water falls, When luv breaks tears fall, But.. When ur HEAD breaks.. Aailaa !!! Khali hai!****************************************8) U r sweet U r caring U r artist U r kind U r intelligent U r atractive U r smart thoda aur IMPROVE karo Tabhi mere jaise banoge.

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9) Aaj ye baat samjh aai,is dharti par Apki hukumat samjh aai,apko dharti par bhejna khuda ka bahana tha,kyunki ravan k bad kisi ko to aana tha..

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10) A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife..

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11) PanditJi ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki aapke mobile pe KANJOOSI ki mahadsha mandra rahi hai.Turant 21 Sms ka yagna karvao ****************************************

12) Shukriya karo oos khuda ka k usne hume banaya hai... kyonki ek pyaara, achchha, smart,cute & Handsom sa dost humne na sahi tumne to paya hai ****************************************

13) Ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diyb, kisiko ashiq to kisiko deewana bana diya, 2 phool ka boj na utha sakti thi mumtaj , shahjahan ne pura taj mahal mumtaj par bana diya.

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14) There once lived 4friend,Mad,Brain,Sumbody,Nobody.1day,Sumbody killed Nobody.That time Brain was in toilet Mad call the police.Mad:Is it police station? Police:Yes,what is the matter?Mad:Sumbody killed NobodyPolice:R u mad?Mad:Yes,Iam MadPolice:Dont u have brain?Mad:Brain is in the toilet.

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15) Main aapko dekhna chahta hoon,aapse milna chahta hoon,par yeh log bahut zalim hain kehte hain"ZOO"bandh ho gaya kal aana...

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16) Sweet persons talk from HUTCH.Lovers talk from AIRTEL . Beggers talk from BSNL. Beuties talk from SPICE. But BRILLIANTS never talk. They send SMS

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17) Asmaan per jitne sitare hain ! Ankhon main jitne ishare hain 'Samander ke jitne kinare hain " UTNE SCREW DHEELE TUMHARE HAIN " ha ha ha

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18) Wife:kal raat tum neend me mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.Wife:kaisi galat fehmi?Husband:Yehi ki main soya hua tha.

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19) SardarDirector:U Should jump 2 d swimingpool frm 100 ft Height. Act: i don't know swiming. SardarDirector: dn't wory, their is no water.

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20) Hi jaan_Kya haal hai jaan_Kaha ho jaan_Kab miloge jaan_Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_Zyada khush na ho.Har blank _ mein "war" word add kar lena.