Testing heroes

Prabhas
'Smile Smile Smile Ee Prapancham entho peddadi, Andhulo ee software entho chinnadhi, Andhulo ee bug chala chala chinnadhi, so don't bother about it, Smile Smile Smile'.
Mahesh Babu
'Bug ni chudalanukovacchu - Tappu ledu Rectify Cheyyalanukovaddu - Chacchi Pothav'
Nenu entha chetta tester no naake teliyadu!!
Chiru
'Idhigidhigo bossu .... Maree antha speed aiypomaaku story maaripoddhi...
As Tagore Mana program lo mottam 2500 lines vunnayi Andulo 1250 bugs vunnayi Andulo 750 Runtime bugs ithey migilinavi, 500 bugs compile time bugs.
Mana programlo ekkada choosinaa .BUG!..BUG!..BUG!...ila prathi line lo inni BUGS vunte program ela execute cheyyali Sir!!..inni bugs choosi visugu chendaanu,elagainaaa BUGS rectify cheyyalanukunnanu.....anduke ABF(Anti Bugs Force) ane software tayyaru chesaanu...!..BUGS nu rectify chesaanu!....Nenu chesindhi tappani anipisthe naaku appraisals ivvakkarledu, hikes ivvakkarledu...assalu SALARY ne ivvaddu SIR!!!
PM: Andaru TESTERlu company lo pudataaru..kaani Nuvvu janam lo nunchi puttina TESTER vayya..!!
Balaiah
Nee bugs lo dammenta, nee Code lo pavarenta... Nenu talachukunte kantichooputo bugs ni Srushtistaa
Nee program open chesaa...Andulo BUG petta..!
Nuvvu nijam gaa TESTER aithe ,Niyyabba nuvvu chadivindhi testing concepts ee aithe....BUG kanukkora chooddam! !!
NTR
EE baggulu mottamodata create chesindhi maa taata.....program lo pettindhi maa taata...vaatitho nuvvendhiraa nannu peekedhi!!
Nag 'Oye yetthi kottanante yetlo padadame kadu Surru summaipodhi, Bug Big ayipodhi!!.
Venkatesh
'Ayyo Ayyo Ayyayyo Any Language Any Compiler Any no of Bugs Single Hand -> Ganesh'
Legebrity-Mohan Babu:
The relationship between tester and BUG is like a fish and water ,but not fish and fisherman..!!.....eppudo chinnappudu chaduvukunna chaduvu grammer tappulu vunte manninchu....assalu arthame tappanukunte kshaminchu!!
Pity Star (UdayKiran)
'Chi Chi mee peddolunnarey, Coffee aani, Tea aani, Meetings aani, Savalaksha Karanalu cheppi ma time waste chestaru. Repu udayam padakondu gantalaki ee bug ni solve chesi ma youth power ento chupista'
Now suddenly PowerStar will enter and say :-
'Matter chusthe chinna area, dheentlo pedda chikkulu, Andukey chepthunnanu my dear friend's TESTING -GISTING ane tokkalo panulu pettukuvaddu!!
*Aparichithudu*
*Oka line lo 5 bugs vunte thappa - kadu* *5 lines lo 5 bugs vunte thappa - china thappu * *5 programs lo 5 lines lo 5 bugs Vunte thappu kada - pedda thappe.*