Axe and wood cutter

If a female is reading this article then just realizethe value of a man; and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it!

I hope you all know the axe and wood cutter story...NOW COMES THE BEST PART !!!!!!!!!!

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into th e river.When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and askedhim, "Why are you crying?""Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"The Lord went down into the water and came up withJennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked."Yes," cried the woodcutter.The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. Itis a misunderstanding.You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, Youwould have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones.Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife.Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care ofall three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it isfor a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!"
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