A sad love story of an Engineering student..........
A guy was deeply in love with his classmate. One day he proposed her by saying that he loved her a lot.... But she was angry and refused and threatened him that she'd complain to the Principal if he ever bothers her again.
One day the girl borrowed a text book from that boy and wrote a message "I love you too, I'm sorry to hurt you the other day. if u've forgiven me, please come and talk to me and never leave me." in that book.
But the guy never talked to her.
4 yrs went away and nothing has happened..
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Moral of the story:
Engineering boys never open their books!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts
Monday, June 28, 2010
Monday, February 23, 2009
7 reasons not to mess with children.
7 reasons not to mess with children.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." *******************************************
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,"Cause your feet ain't empty." *******************************************
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
Monday, December 15, 2008
Height of Optimism...
Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies",
Major: "Excellent! We can now attack in any direction”!.
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What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur Mercedes!!!!
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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bhikari : sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab : tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.
Bhikari : abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?
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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
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Today a phone without wire is fashion.
One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion.
On that day, my friend, u will Rock..
Major: "Excellent! We can now attack in any direction”!.
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What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur Mercedes!!!!
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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bhikari : sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab : tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.
Bhikari : abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?
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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
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Today a phone without wire is fashion.
One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion.
On that day, my friend, u will Rock..
Monday, December 01, 2008
Monday, November 10, 2008
Evolution of Indian rupee
The rupee has evolved over the years, not only in design and structure but also in valuation. Let's take a quick look at the high points of its development over the past sixty years.
Brief history
Under the British rule, several princely states had the right to issue coins and banknotes, and several of them did so until 1950. The value of this rupee varied from one state to another. The rupee issued by the Government of India was assigned a value, relative to the British pound sterling. The concept of a single currency or Indian rupee, holding the same value, design and structure across the country, developed only after independence.
The Indian rupee was also used extensively in West Asia, East Africa and other parts of the world that were on trade routes to and from India. The rupee was used in Aden and in British Somaliland until 1951, in Iraq from 1917 to 1931, in Kuwait until 1961, in Bahrain until 1966, in Qatar and the Trucial Coast until 1967 and in the Sultanate of Muscat and Oman until 1966.
After independence, rupee was made divisible into 100 naye paise between 1957-64, and 100 paise beginning in 1964. The Treasury of the Government of India issued banknotes until 1943. The Reserve Bank of India was set up in April 1, 1935 and took over responsibility for issuing banknotes after 1943.
The Haj Rupee and Persian Gulf Rupees were also issued by the Reserve Bank of India till 1965.
The French, Dutch and Portuguese colonies in India, where the Indian rupee value was relative to the parent country's currencies, regularized the rupee only after accession to India in the 50s and 60s.
Design and Style:
After independence, the government brought out the new design Re 1 note in 1949. Initially, it was felt that the King's portrait be replaced by a portrait of Mahatma Gandhi. Eventually, Lion of Asoka, which is also the national emblem, was chosen. The new design of notes were largely along earlier lines. Hindi found a place on the rupee note in 1953, followed by 14 other languages.
The economic crisis in late 1960s led to a reduction in the size of notes in 1967. High denomination notes such as Rs 500, Rs 1,000 Rs. 10,000 were demonetized and subsequently re-introduced in the new millennium.
Under the British rule, several princely states had the right to issue coins and banknotes, and several of them did so until 1950. The value of this rupee varied from one state to another. The rupee issued by the Government of India was assigned a value, relative to the British pound sterling. The concept of a single currency or Indian rupee, holding the same value, design and structure across the country, developed only after independence.
The Indian rupee was also used extensively in West Asia, East Africa and other parts of the world that were on trade routes to and from India. The rupee was used in Aden and in British Somaliland until 1951, in Iraq from 1917 to 1931, in Kuwait until 1961, in Bahrain until 1966, in Qatar and the Trucial Coast until 1967 and in the Sultanate of Muscat and Oman until 1966.
After independence, rupee was made divisible into 100 naye paise between 1957-64, and 100 paise beginning in 1964. The Treasury of the Government of India issued banknotes until 1943. The Reserve Bank of India was set up in April 1, 1935 and took over responsibility for issuing banknotes after 1943.
The Haj Rupee and Persian Gulf Rupees were also issued by the Reserve Bank of India till 1965.
The French, Dutch and Portuguese colonies in India, where the Indian rupee value was relative to the parent country's currencies, regularized the rupee only after accession to India in the 50s and 60s.
Design and Style:
After independence, the government brought out the new design Re 1 note in 1949. Initially, it was felt that the King's portrait be replaced by a portrait of Mahatma Gandhi. Eventually, Lion of Asoka, which is also the national emblem, was chosen. The new design of notes were largely along earlier lines. Hindi found a place on the rupee note in 1953, followed by 14 other languages.
The economic crisis in late 1960s led to a reduction in the size of notes in 1967. High denomination notes such as Rs 500, Rs 1,000 Rs. 10,000 were demonetized and subsequently re-introduced in the new millennium.
The "Mahatma Gandhi Series" was introduced in 1996. Prominent new features included a changed watermark, windowed security thread, latent image and intaglio features for the visually handicapped. These features are enhanced and improved continuously to provide more security and prevent fake currency printing.
Currency valuations:
Prior to independence, the Indian currency was pegged against silver. The silver-based rupee, fluctuated according to the value of silver and had a distinct disadvantage while trading against currencies which were based on the gold standard. This was rectified post-independence.
Problems of the 50s and 60s:
India inherited a trade deficit because of its colonial past. Complications of partition further accentuated the problem. Owing to a negative savings rate, the country could not lean on the private corporate sector or public savings. The relatively young economy, struggling with a mounting budget deficit, found an outlet in government bonds which were issues to the Reserve Bank of India to increase money supply. Unfortunately, this increased inflation as well.
Following the Indo-Pak War of 1965, the main sources of foreign aid dried up as the western economies, mainly the US and the UK, sided with Pakistan. India was also told to lift trade restrictions by its major trade partners in the developed world. In addition to high defense spending, because of war conditions, the country also faced its worst drought during the period. This led to a decline in agricultural production and a sharp rise in prices.
At that point, India had a fixed exchange rate system, where the rupee was pegged to the value of a basket of currencies of major trading partners. These currencies were, the US dollar, the UK pound sterling, the Japanese yen, the Deutsche mark and the Italian lira. Its value was determined from time to time, according to change in the relatives values of these currencies vis-à-vis one another and India's trade account with them.
The government had no choice but to effect a currency devaluation. At the end of 1969, the rupee was trading at around 13 British Pence.
Saturday, October 25, 2008
NUVVU NAAKU NACHAV…
Devuda,
Cheppukovadaniki JOB ichav,
Choopinchataaniki ID CARD ichav,
Free ga HDFC BANK ACCOUNT ichav,
Every month SALARY ichav,
Devuda,
Koorchovataniki KURCHI ichav,
Vundataaniki CUBICLE ichav,
Mails check cheyyataniki SYSTEM ichav,
Chatting ki COMMUNICATOR ichav,
Time pass kosam TERMINAL ichav,
Lunch kosam Food court icahv,
Punch kosam Health club kooda ichav,
Kaani,,,
Enduku nannu BENCH meeda vunchav,
AINAAAA NUVVU NAAKU NACHAV…
NACHAV…. NACHAV.. anthe
Cheppukovadaniki JOB ichav,
Choopinchataaniki ID CARD ichav,
Free ga HDFC BANK ACCOUNT ichav,
Every month SALARY ichav,
Devuda,
Koorchovataniki KURCHI ichav,
Vundataaniki CUBICLE ichav,
Mails check cheyyataniki SYSTEM ichav,
Chatting ki COMMUNICATOR ichav,
Time pass kosam TERMINAL ichav,
Lunch kosam Food court icahv,
Punch kosam Health club kooda ichav,
Kaani,,,
Enduku nannu BENCH meeda vunchav,
AINAAAA NUVVU NAAKU NACHAV…
NACHAV…. NACHAV.. anthe
funny quaotes
- practice makes man perfect...but nobody's perfect...so why practice
- money is not everything...there is master and visa card
- one should love animals....they are so tasty
- save water...shower with your girl friend ;)
- love the neighbour...but dont get caught
- behind every succesfulman there is a women...but behind every unsuccesfulman there are two.
- everyman should marry...after all happiness is not only thing life
- the wise never marry...and when they marry they become otherwise
- success is a relative term...it brings so many relatives
- never put off the work till tommorow what you can put off today
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
funny hindi film names
- Hamara Hardisk Aapke Paas Hai
- Hum Aapke Memory Mein Rahate Hain
- Hum Hai Programmer Oracle Ke
- Programmer no 1
- Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
- Do(2) processor baarah(12) terminal
- Mera Code Chal Gaya
- Network Ke Uss Paar
- Jis Desh Mein Bill(Gates) Rahata Hai
- Client Ek Numbari, PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari
- Login Karo Sajana
- Firewall (Border)
- DOWN To Hona Hi Tha
- Partition (Deewar)
- Kaho Na Virus Hay
- Y2K - A Bug Story
smile
Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the first woman leaves them.
7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.
Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they say they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just 'an old rag'.
6. Although their clothes are always 'just an old rag', they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the first woman leaves them.
7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.
Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they say they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just 'an old rag'.
6. Although their clothes are always 'just an old rag', they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
WHO SAYS ENGLISH IS AN EASY LANGUAGE?
WHO SAYS ENGLISH IS AN EASY LANGUAGE?
FILL IN THE BLANKS WITH YES/NO
1) __________ I DON'T HAVE SENSE.
2) __________ I AM STUPID.
3) __________ I DONT HAVE BRAIN.
FILL IN THE BLANKS WITH YES/NO
1) __________ I DON'T HAVE SENSE.
2) __________ I AM STUPID.
3) __________ I DONT HAVE BRAIN.
Investment Ideas!
If you purchased $1,000 of Delta Airlines stock 1 year ago, you would have $49 today.
If you purchased $1,000 of AIG stock 1 year ago, you would have $33 today.
If you purchased $1,000 of Lehman Brothers stock 1 year ago, you would have $0.0 today.
But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer 1 year ago, drank all the beer, returned the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you would have $214.
If you purchased $1,000 of AIG stock 1 year ago, you would have $33 today.
If you purchased $1,000 of Lehman Brothers stock 1 year ago, you would have $0.0 today.
But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer 1 year ago, drank all the beer, returned the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you would have $214.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Rare pictures of Hyderabad...dont miss
Charminar Street
Moula Ali Hill
Purana Pool Bridge
Race Course Road
Tank Bund
Charminar
Basheer Bagh Palace
Afzal Gunj Palace
Falaknuma Palace
Golconda Fort
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008
HAPPY VIJAYADASAMI
I wish a VERY HAPPY VIJAYADASAMI to all my Blog Visitors
(Next Blog after 20th Oct)
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
A Very Rare collection of photos
Urmila Matadonkar - Childhood Picture
Vivek Oberoi - Childhood picture with his family
Shilpa Shetty - Childhood Picture
Sonali Bendre - Childhood Picture
Sridevi - Childhood Picture
Sunny Deol - Childhood Picture
Twinkle Khanna - Childhood Picture
South Tollywood star Trisha at 3 years
Abhishek Bhachan with mom Jaya Bhaduri (Bhachan)
Raveena Tandon
Sharukh Khan - Baby Picture
Sanjay Dutt - Childhood picture
Amitabh Bachan
Rani Mukherjee
Hrithik Roshan
Hero Aamir Khan
Chubby Juhi Chawla
Abhishek with Dad Amitabh Bachan
Hrithik Roshan with Dad Rakesh Roshan
Kajol Devgan childhood picture
South Indian actress Trisha school picture
Smiley Kajol Devgan
Sisters Karishma and Kareena Kapoor, can you believe its them?
Hrithik Roshan, was obsessed about building muscles even at that age
Can you find Amitabh in this school picture
Aishwarya the babe
Cutie Amisha Patel
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