funny quaotes

• practice makes man perfect...but nobody's perfect...so why practice
• money is not everything...there is master and visa card
• one should love animals....they are so tasty
• save water...shower with your girl friend ;)
• love the neighbour...but dont get caught
• behind every succesfulman there is a women...but behind every unsuccesfulman there are two.
• everyman should marry...after all happiness is not only thing life
• the wise never marry...and when they marry they become otherwise
• success is a relative term...it brings so many relatives
• never put off the work till tommorow what you can put off today