New York - Film / Theatrical Trailer - Hindi

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kavithvam

Kurise Vanaku teliyadu
tanu varadani…
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Merise Merupuku teliyadu
tanu Pidugani…
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Urime Mabhu ku teliaydu
tanu Arupani…
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Chadive neeku teliyadu
idi SOLLU ani….

Height of Optimism...

Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies",
Major: "Excellent! We can now attack in any direction”!.
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What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur Mercedes!!!!
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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bhikari : sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab : tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.
Bhikari : abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?
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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
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Today a phone without wire is fashion.
One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion.

On that day, my friend, u will Rock..

Rab ne bane di jodi

If some one has to do DDLJ, Mohabbatein, KKHH, K3G, Kal ho naa Ho it is definitely Sharukh Khan…And so is Rab ne bani di jodi…

Ee review rastunte naaku anipinchindi enti ante…asalu ee cinema gurinchi nenem rayagalanu ani…deeniki oka udaharana…monna okka interview lo Shamak Dhawar (Famous Choreographer)cheppadu…SRK ki nenu steps cheppakarledu…atanu ala vestuntadu…avi entha baguntayi ante naa steps nenu marchipotanu ani…I don’t need to direct him…he will direct my thoughts ani…Alane SRK did don this film.

Story line is simple as every know. A girl marries Surendar unexpectedly and when he founds that she is not happy with him he tries to make her happy thru Raj’s character and she falls for him and you know whom she settles with J.

Though the line is easy to say the execution made all the difference and was perfect…and was SRK…He alone can only show variations in two different roles without any jerks. He did perfect justice to both Surendar sahani role and Raj role. His expressions in couple of scenes were amazing. Anushka gave best performance and you don’t believe her to be new to screen…perfectly chosen…

Music by Merchants was good, camera by ravi chandran was too good and Aditya chopra showed his brilliance in the execution…

Couple of scenes I liked:

1. Tani saying to surendar that she has been compared to him from child hood and still behaving decently.
2. When Tani comes to the party with collegues with juices.
3. Where Surendar tries to place the rose on the table and then taking it back.
4. getting struck with the pen drive and laptop when Tani comes to talk to Surendar
5. Where Raj expresses his love to Tani using the lights in the city
6. Complete song of Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai
7. Cameo song Phir Milenge Chalte Chalte using five heroins (Kajol, Bipasha Basu, Rani Mukherjee, Preity Zinta and Lara Dutta) Kajol was cute as Nargis in that song.
8. The slideshow using the honey moon photos with SRK’s voiceover during end-titles rolling.

Though it gives a different feel for few minutes in second half rest of the film is decent…does not bore in any scenes… The positive points are SRK and a sexy heroin Anushka, screenplay and direction by Aditya. Over all ga A must watch film…

Screen play modati suthram: Where DRAMA Begins there LOGIC Ends. Logic cinema ki entha varaku avasaramo antha varake vadadu and it looked nice…ikalu peeki kakulaki vese vallu ee cinema chudakandi…chusi kampu pracharam cheyyoddu ani manavi…

Cost Cutting....... must read

Once a man married to a city girl and there was a huge age difference
between them and they were not what one would call a perfect couple.
They were merely stretching their marriage with no real romance in between them.
They were two very different people. There was a reality dance show
called ABCD - which was the main backdrop of their life story. The show was on
the lines of popular television show, Dance with me . Apparently girl wanted to take part in the dance competition but she couldn't because her husband was old and not hip and happening she feared that if she danced with him, she would lose the show and become the laughing stock among all her friends, who were taking part in the same.
Husband overheard his wife's problem and decided to go in for a
makeover. He then watched some movies and changed his image completely
and came back to the show and put girl off his feet. All the way through the dance competition, girl kept falling in love with this new and improved guy, without once realizing that the man she was dancing with was her real husband......then...........

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- The reality show xxxxxx is nothing but movie "Rab ne bana di jodi" with girl (Anushka Sharma).. n its story behind the movie...Cheers!!!!!!!!!

Now no need to see the movie – cost cutting to save your money from thronging into the theatre…. !

couple of jokes

Disorder in the CourtThese are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honor, I think I need adifferent attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it? ________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! ________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ________________________________________________
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS : No.
ATTORNEY : Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS : No.
ATTORNEY : Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY : So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?WITNESS : No.
ATTORNEY : How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY : I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

what an situation

A Wednesday

I could not watch at its release but some how I managed watch this film yesterday. The concept was little different. The story runs in cheating screenplay (cheating screenplay is a technique where they portrays doing things for one purpose but does it for something else. Good example is - Aithe). A common man (Naseeruddin Shah) demanding commissioner of police (Anupam Kher) to release four terrorists so that he can kill them. For that he plants a bomb in PS opposite to head quarters and threatens that there are six more in city trigged off at 5 pm and if they don’t release the goons.

Naseeruddin Shah donned that role. He was apt. The way he looked cool was very impressive and his working style & dialect was very impressive.

Anupam kher as was good as Police Boss and the way he acts at tough situations gave an idea of how police do behave on certain incidents.

Jimmy Shergil is good with a new avatar as a hot-blooded cop. Aamir Bashir is also good as efficient police office. Deepal Shaw is good as news-hunger journalist.

Story, screenplay and direction are assets of the film. This proves again that a new director with new thoughts can do a good film. When I heard that this is film is based on terrorism I thought there will be couple of blasts but the story is completely different. It is hard to deal this film with out tight screen play and Director Neeraj Pandey has done a good home work which can be observed in every frame. Definitely he has a long way to go industry. Dialogues are realistic. You can relate to our own language at times. . Cinematography, Editing &. Background music are good.

Over all its 4.5/5 marks film and a must watch. One of the best of its Kind. Don’t miss it.

* I never feel good to reveal the story but as the movie is little old and does not give a feel unless you watch it I had.

YuvRaj

Idi asalu ee genre movie no naaku artham kaledu…Director Subash B(G)hai ne adagali…Music genre lo start ayyi, atu nunchi love loki digi anni vadili Brother setiment loki digutundi…

Anta kante ghoram enti ante cinema anta Saaaaaaaaaaaaaagutune untundi. Asalu aa director em cheppali anukunado anukunnado prekshakulu madhyalone marchi potaru…nidra poyina vallani vadileste…

Performances ki vaste Anil Kapoor, Katrina and Boman Irani are Good. Salman and Mithun Chakravarty same old action…and Zayed Khan needs to improve on lot of things.

KATRINA KAIF IS LOOKING MARVELLOUS. She is as good as AISH in Jodha Akbar. She looked cute in each and every scene.

Music by AR Rahman is not impressive.

Over all ga please avoid this…DVD lo chusina I bet you will switch it off in between.

OUTER RING ROAD

Outer Ring Road (ORR)...

Deeni peru vinani Andhrudu undadu emo...Last week start ayindi and i wanted to have a sight of that. At last ninna naaku samshabad vaipu ninna pani unte ORR meedu ga vallanu ... nenu asalu expect chesindi ee road America, europe laku dhituga niga niga merisipotu untundi ani...break, clutch tho pani lekunda just accelarator meeda Raayi(stone) petti povadame anukunna kaani i was totally disappointed. daani kanna maa Kukatpally loni BJP office road nayam.

Adugaduki etu pallau...inka vankarleithe cheppakarledu...endu kosame evari kosamo teliyadu... adi ala tirutune undi...gatti ga car 100 ki reach ayinaka just oka 2 mins kuda polem malli ettu pallalo leka malupo vastundi...madhyalo road enta dis order ga katttaru ante every minute u need to watch it...oka nimisham kuda u can't enjoy ur driving...HORRIBLE ONE

Golmaal Returns

one more comedy from Asta Vinayak.

Gopal (Ajay Devgangets stuck in a yacht after saving an attractive woman Meera (Celina Jaitley) from some goons. Both end up spending the night on the yacht and when he comes home the next day, his painfully suspicious wife (Kareena) suspects him. Gopal knows it's going to be hard to quell her suspicion so he concocts a cock-and-bull story about having stayed the night with a fictitious friend called Anthony Gonsalves. Gopal convinces his junior at work, Laxman (Shreyas Talpade) to pretend to be Anthony. Madhav (Arshad Warsi) who has rivalrly with Ajay on on hand and other hand is Esha's(Amrita Arora-Ajay's sister) boyfriend learns that the latter had been missing from home that eventful night and begins checking on him.

Though this is said to be a comdedy film by nature director could not succed making out and out comedy one except for few scenes. This is OK film to watch if you have some time with nothing else to do nor wait for DVD.

Dostana review by me

Kudos to the Tarun Mansukhani(Story, screeen play and director)...asalu ilanti subject ravadame India lo great...nijanga asalu ee story ni ee guts tho rasaro vallake teliyali...daani Karan ki, abhishek ki, john ki ela chepparo...vallu ela oppukunnaro... nakinka doubt...malli ee film ni present chesindi yash Raj Film...

story is little odd...too guys(Abhi & John) willing to behave as Gays to share an apt with a girl (Priyanka) and then slowly falling in love with her and at last leaving her to her boss (cinemalu leni bobby deol).

nenu scenes chala vulgar ga untayi ani expect chesanu but not that much...Pure Mutiplex kind movie...Nannu adigithe chudochu kaani not with parents and relatives...just with freinds or spouses. (scenes lo vulgarity leka poyina concept koddiga embrassing undi kada) and for those who love priyanka watch muct because...U KNOW :).

DASVIDANIYA.

DASVIDANIYA...One of the best films I have watched in recent times…
This is story of a person who is about to die in 3 months and how he fulfills his small wishes in those months…

Though the story goes little slow the screen play is Just Awesome. Vinay Pathak had just lived in a role of dying patient. He is exceptionally well and his performance is just brilliant in this film. I would say this film should bang couple of awards for the Vinay Pathak and as the well as the director Shashant Shah. Rajat Kapoor, Neha dhupia and the person who did his brother role were good.

SCENES IMPRESSED ME:
· The expressions while he deletes the file and pours frooti on his boss quitting his job.
· Expressing love to Neha Dupia – Too excellent…can watch the film for this scene alone.
· LOVE at Russia
· Title roles at the end.

Dialogues, music and editing are good. Over all it’s a must film to watch…don’t miss it.

VINAYAKUDU...A sonia's Film

EE cinema enduku chudali ani adigithe Oakte Mata: watch it for “SONIA”; True she is Gorgeous. and she is the only attraction of the film…inkem ledu cinamalo…
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agratha ga gamaniste idi Anand – O Manchi coffee lanti abbbayi ki remake antanu…with little changes…home work lekunda inta manchi cinema teeyagalaru ani telsindi.

Actors: SONIA did a great job…Apt film for her solo debut and for sure she is one who will reach heights. (I predicted the same for Shriya after watching Istam) chala cute ga chesindi…and vara veena song lo Saree lo kuda she impressed…chala koddi mandiki matrame sarees as well as modern dresses suit avutayi…She Rocksssss…and Migata valla vishyaniki vaste Krishnudu was Good…he could have done better but director could not do justice to his role…chala chotla emotions bayataki raledu…Hero friend ga vesina “ALTAF” baga unnadu…we can expect one more new actor…heroin friend bagundi…Ankita unanta varaku bane chesina aa role ni Kaima kinda tukku tukku ga kottadu director… Satya is adequate as hero's sister.

STORY: Inka story vishayaniki vatse…abba “Asha – Dosa” nenu meeku story cheppanu kanee only story ela undo cheptanu…Ok coming to point. Sai Kiran Adavi Anand ki remake chestunna ana thought enduko raledo meeku cinema chuste telsutundi…Asalu Home work ledu…Sekhar Kammula school nunchi vachina maro director kuda home work cheyyakunda vacahdu…Chala chotla links tegutayi…konni scenes lo director ki emayindi anna anumanam kalaga podu…Ex: Sonia Rajiv ni reject chesina region…chala foolish ga undi…and also krishudu- sonia godava padda scenes (sania mirza gurinchi starting lo & emotional scene at ending.) rendu balevu…asalu antha emotion enduku ani doubt vachindi…em pettalo director artham kaledu…KANEE mechu kovalsina vishyam enti ante EMOTIONS to baga adukunnadu SEKHAR KAMMULA laga…film could get over on that one reason.

Screen play : emotions matram palakinchadam lo chala suceess ayina Sai could not get over with many scenes…screen play lo I would give him only 50 % marks. chala mandi actors nunchi inka pindu kpvachu director.

Editing : Editing by Marthad first half lo editing baledu anipinchindi…chala chotla scenes skip ayinayi + scenes ayipoyinaka kuda voice over continue avutune undi…second half was neat

Camera work was neat & Music by Sam is Good with less songs.

Aninti kanaa nachina scenes…heroin hero ni pelli chesukomani adige scene…

kaneee inni flaws unna its a fair movie...most of the flaws are technical...mamulu kanti ki its a worth watch...Prem kumar gari taste bavundi…Nice film from his production house. Over all chudalsina film for all movie lovers…film chala neat ga undi…Good one. dont miss this....

Be care ful

Be Careful

Evolution of Indian rupee

The rupee has evolved over the years, not only in design and structure but also in valuation. Let's take a quick look at the high points of its development over the past sixty years.

Brief history
Under the British rule, several princely states had the right to issue coins and banknotes, and several of them did so until 1950. The value of this rupee varied from one state to another. The rupee issued by the Government of India was assigned a value, relative to the British pound sterling. The concept of a single currency or Indian rupee, holding the same value, design and structure across the country, developed only after independence.
The Indian rupee was also used extensively in West Asia, East Africa and other parts of the world that were on trade routes to and from India. The rupee was used in Aden and in British Somaliland until 1951, in Iraq from 1917 to 1931, in Kuwait until 1961, in Bahrain until 1966, in Qatar and the Trucial Coast until 1967 and in the Sultanate of Muscat and Oman until 1966.
After independence, rupee was made divisible into 100 naye paise between 1957-64, and 100 paise beginning in 1964. The Treasury of the Government of India issued banknotes until 1943. The Reserve Bank of India was set up in April 1, 1935 and took over responsibility for issuing banknotes after 1943.
The Haj Rupee and Persian Gulf Rupees were also issued by the Reserve Bank of India till 1965.
The French, Dutch and Portuguese colonies in India, where the Indian rupee value was relative to the parent country's currencies, regularized the rupee only after accession to India in the 50s and 60s.
Design and Style:
After independence, the government brought out the new design Re 1 note in 1949. Initially, it was felt that the King's portrait be replaced by a portrait of Mahatma Gandhi. Eventually, Lion of Asoka, which is also the national emblem, was chosen. The new design of notes were largely along earlier lines. Hindi found a place on the rupee note in 1953, followed by 14 other languages.
The economic crisis in late 1960s led to a reduction in the size of notes in 1967. High denomination notes such as Rs 500, Rs 1,000 Rs. 10,000 were demonetized and subsequently re-introduced in the new millennium.

The "Mahatma Gandhi Series" was introduced in 1996. Prominent new features included a changed watermark, windowed security thread, latent image and intaglio features for the visually handicapped. These features are enhanced and improved continuously to provide more security and prevent fake currency printing.
Currency valuations:
Prior to independence, the Indian currency was pegged against silver. The silver-based rupee, fluctuated according to the value of silver and had a distinct disadvantage while trading against currencies which were based on the gold standard. This was rectified post-independence.
Problems of the 50s and 60s:
India inherited a trade deficit because of its colonial past. Complications of partition further accentuated the problem. Owing to a negative savings rate, the country could not lean on the private corporate sector or public savings. The relatively young economy, struggling with a mounting budget deficit, found an outlet in government bonds which were issues to the Reserve Bank of India to increase money supply. Unfortunately, this increased inflation as well.
Following the Indo-Pak War of 1965, the main sources of foreign aid dried up as the western economies, mainly the US and the UK, sided with Pakistan. India was also told to lift trade restrictions by its major trade partners in the developed world. In addition to high defense spending, because of war conditions, the country also faced its worst drought during the period. This led to a decline in agricultural production and a sharp rise in prices.
At that point, India had a fixed exchange rate system, where the rupee was pegged to the value of a basket of currencies of major trading partners. These currencies were, the US dollar, the UK pound sterling, the Japanese yen, the Deutsche mark and the Italian lira. Its value was determined from time to time, according to change in the relatives values of these currencies vis-à-vis one another and India's trade account with them.
The government had no choice but to effect a currency devaluation. At the end of 1969, the rupee was trading at around 13 British Pence.

NUVVU NAAKU NACHAV…

Devuda,

Cheppukovadaniki JOB ichav,

Choopinchataaniki ID CARD ichav,

Free ga HDFC BANK ACCOUNT ichav,

Every month SALARY ichav,

Devuda,

Koorchovataniki KURCHI ichav,

Vundataaniki CUBICLE ichav,

Mails check cheyyataniki SYSTEM ichav,

Chatting ki COMMUNICATOR ichav,

Time pass kosam TERMINAL ichav,

Lunch kosam Food court icahv,

Punch kosam Health club kooda ichav,

Kaani,,,

Enduku nannu BENCH meeda vunchav,

AINAAAA NUVVU NAAKU NACHAV…

NACHAV…. NACHAV.. anthe

funny quaotes

• practice makes man perfect...but nobody's perfect...so why practice
• money is not everything...there is master and visa card
• one should love animals....they are so tasty
• save water...shower with your girl friend ;)
• love the neighbour...but dont get caught
• behind every succesfulman there is a women...but behind every unsuccesfulman there are two.
• everyman should marry...after all happiness is not only thing life
• the wise never marry...and when they marry they become otherwise
• success is a relative term...it brings so many relatives
• never put off the work till tommorow what you can put off today

funny hindi film names

• Hamara Hardisk Aapke Paas Hai
• Hum Aapke Memory Mein Rahate Hain
• Hum Hai Programmer Oracle Ke
• Programmer no 1
• Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
• Do(2) processor baarah(12) terminal
• Mera Code Chal Gaya
• Network Ke Uss Paar
• Jis Desh Mein Bill(Gates) Rahata Hai
• Client Ek Numbari, PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari
• Login Karo Sajana
• Firewall (Border)
• DOWN To Hona Hi Tha
• Partition (Deewar)
• Kaho Na Virus Hay
• Y2K - A Bug Story

smile

Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the first woman leaves them.
7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.

Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they say they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just 'an old rag'.
6. Although their clothes are always 'just an old rag', they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they